North Carolina weather:
- Monday: Damn it feels great outside.
- Tuesday: Wow, since when do I live in Alaska?
- Wednesday: Hm, it's warm again.
- Thursday: Holy shit who set the earth on fire.
- Friday: Why is it raining so much? Why is it so cold?
- Saturday: Alright, 1,000 degrees again...
- Sunday: It actually feels nice out here.
